My wife woke me up early this morning to tell me they caught Saddam Hussain in a barn in Tikrit. I had to get up and turn on the news. That is when I saw him. Looking like the homeless dude with the "will work for food" sign I see during my evening commute. He was skinny and very grey (must not be any''Just for Men' in theTikrit Walmart), and he had a Santa Claus beard. In fact he looked kinda like Santa. My daughter walked in and with her hoarse voice from sinus drip asked me why Santa wa...